accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

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originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

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martaprior:

Potatoes doing yoga

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toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

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rate-my-reptile:

special leopard gecko boy doing his most seductive face

mend mend… mmeuh commere girl to myhouse and you know what we do which is I’ll darn YOUR socks 9.7333/10 Gonna get thatsock all Darned Out

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threehundredlittleducklings:

URBAN DICTIONARY SUGGESTED I READ THIS DEFINITION AND I DID AND I CAN’T STOP IMAGINING DAVE STRIDER WRITING THIS LATE AT NIGHT SNUGGLED INSIDE A BLANKET.

Cause that’s just what Dave does in his free time!!!

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shego1142:

anchor-arms:

howllor:

Swedish Man seems really unstable.

Brutal

Tbh his addiction to heavy metal helps explain the coffin

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applesthemighty:

I’ve been waiting to do this for so long

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vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

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